I Drive Safely Because I'm Too Pretty To Go To Prison Sweatshirt

Details

This midweight crew sweatshirt wraps you in familiar comfort while carrying a sassy, vintage-inspired message. The front shows a retro pickup graphic with hand-lettered script that reads, “I Drive Safely Because I’m Too Pretty To Go To Prison!” — a playful, confident line that reads like someone’s wry roadside note. The fabric has a softly brushed interior and a classic crew neckline for easy layering. Thoughtful construction — double-needle stitching, ribbed collar and cuffs, and tubular knit without side seams — keeps the silhouette clean and built to last. Finished with quality printing methods and optional embroidery placements, this sweatshirt feels lived-in from the first wear and holds up through many washes.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with brushed interior for cozy warmth
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- DTG and DTF printing options plus available embroidery on chest and wrists

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean